A midget fortune teller robs a bank, and is no where to be seen . The headlines the next day read... "Small medium at large.".....
What do you call cheese that's not yours?..... nacho cheese...
A group of bandits rob a train full of viagra... the police are now looking for three hardened criminals....
How do you confuse a blond? take her to a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.
How does she confuse you? she comes back and says i'm done....
Three men are on top of a building, and a genie appears. He tells them to jump off and call out what ever they want to fall in. The first guy jumps and calls out feathers.... The next guy jumps and yells "jello".... the next guy slips on a banana while he's jumping and yells " oh shit!!!"
if you have any more leave them....
August 18, 2004
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My Dad sent me one about 3 women, a redhead, a brunette and a blonde. all were going to see how long it would take them to swim across the english channel. They were going to do the breast stroke.
The brunette got to the other side first dead tired. A few minutes later the redhead flops herself up on shore. A few hours pass and everybody is worrying about the blonde. she finally flops herself up on the shore and they ask her what took her so long... she says, "well i hate to be a sore loser but i think the other ladies used their arms."
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