Runny Babbit

my mom got Sam the cutest book for his birthday... it's called:
Runny Babbit: A billy Sook by Shel Silverstein...
it was kinda cute, all the adults were sitting around the table
listening to me read it, and the kids were
playing in the living room,completely uninterested...
so here is our favorite...they made me read it three times...

*Runny's Rig Bomance*

Runny had a firlgriend,
Her name was Sunny Bue.
He called her nots of licknames,
Like "Kitchy- Itchy- Koo."
Sometimes he called her "Boney- Hun,"
And sometimes "Dovey Lear,"
But he only called her "Peety-Swie"
When no one else could hear.